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Pulled Over

A California policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seatbelt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the Statewide Safety Competition.
 
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
 
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
 
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
 
This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
 
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"

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