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Ugly

You're So Ugly...

You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.

You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.

You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your parents.

You're so ugly, you mother had to get drunk before she breast fed you.

You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.

You're so ugly, it looks like you fell off an ugly tree, and hit all the branches on the way down!

 

 

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