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The Economy Is So Bad...

Just how bad is the economy, really?

1. The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.

2. The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.

3. The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, "This is a robbery!"

4. The economy is so bad, rapper 50 Cent had to change his name to 10 Cent.

5. The economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU!

6. The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty.

7. The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying one roll of toilet paper.

8. The economy is so bad that I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border to Mexico.

9. The economy is so bad that parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.

10. The economy is so bad I saw a polygamist with only one wife.

11. The economy is so bad that I saw someone using the sun to get a tan.

12. The economy is so bad, I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.

13. The economy is so bad, Hot Wheels stock is trading higher than GM.

14. The economy is so bad, McDonalds is introducing the 1/4-Ouncer.

15. The economy is so bad, Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

16. The economy is so bad, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt adopted a child from America.

17. The economy is so bad, I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.

18. The economy is so bad, I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

19. The economy is so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

20. The economy is so bad, my niece told me she wants to dress up as a 401-K for Halloween so that she can turn invisible.

21. The economy is so bad, that instead of a coin toss at the beginning of the Super Bowl, they played "Rock, Paper, Scissors."

22. The economy is so bad that 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure.

 

 

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