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Birds And The Bees

One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother and announced "I have learned from a boy at school where babies come from."

Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie? Why don't you tell me about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well... Okay! The mommy and daddy take off all their clothes and the daddy's thing sort of stands up and then the mommy puts it in her mouth and has to suck it a lot like a lollipop and then it sort of explodes and that's it! That's where babies come from!"

Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her daughter eye to eye, and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from. That's where jewelry comes from."

 

 

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